29 April 2007

Presidential Opinion Poll

Feel free to cast your vote and see how the straw poll stacks up. The coding was acquired from HotAir.

21 April 2007

Al Gore Almost Killed My Girlfriend

When will this global warming nonsense come to an end? On Friday my girlfriend had to go the doctor because of severe sore throat and in general feeling like shit. She is asthmatic and as such albuterol is used to control attacks. Well now that Al Gore and his band of self loving, human hating hippies, are front and foremost, the normal prescription of albuterol no longer can be acquired in the USSA, I mean USA. ProAir was the new prescription that was assigned to my girlfriend, and lo and behold, she was allergic to it. Apparently this environmentally friendly new inhaler is Al Gore and the planeteers way of solving the crisis, less humans, less carbon. The reaction was slow but severe, as the doctor had advised her that taking more of that medication would have, in fact, killed her. A new prescription was given (another "environment friendly" one) so that has yet to be seen if it will be as effective as the one that is known to save lives. As this nonsense goes on, why is no one asking how it is that Al Gore is preaching this anti-human bullshit, making a profit on it, and is called a hero. ABC ran some bullshit last night that I saw three minutes, and one of the points they tried to make was that each person should walk to the store instead of driving there, and that will save the planet. Well that's novel. How the hell are you supposed to get groceries for the week. I'd also love to hear an elderly person take on how the fuck they are going to transport a 20 pound bag of dog food back to their house if they are walking a few miles. What I think the media (the biased tree hugging socialists that they are) should be doing about this so called World Global cLIEmate change is asking Fat Albert if he and his faggy friends will be flying around the world in one big jet and dumping massive amounts of carbon that they supposed want to prevent, or flying in an assload of smaller jets that will dump even more massive amounts of carbon into the air. I wonder too why someone from the media as asked, "Yes this question is for the Fat Sore Loser from Tennessee, who couldn't even carry his home state. Yes, I was wondering that since the population change is nearly identical to the raise in carbon if you are going to admit now that you are waging class warfare by promoting carbon offsets, which you stand to make a substantial profit off of, is your way of keeping poor folks from getting higher paying jobs which they would have to travel too. For follow ups you keep saying take the bus, but I notice you, nor anyone in your soviet style party are hopping on buses, and as a matter of fact, neither are the celebrities. Wouldn't you say that your policies and ideas on how to fix this cLIEmate issue is to force more people into poverty to prevent them form using things that emit carbon, such as cars, electricity, and breathing? Are you aware that products you are pushing are literally sucking the life out of asthmatics? Do you care?" I wonder what the reaction would be. Most likely, the typical Democratic response of "Right wing people don't know anything". What I do know is facts, and I have seen my girlfriend fighting for air, all because these faggy liberals can't stand for people getting medication that saves their lives, all for the benefit of a few sea otters and some polar bears (big ups to Knut). I wonder why in their fantasy world that animals count more than humans. I wonder why they triumph how great things to help fight poverty and disease (such as Product Red), when the bottom line is that Product Red has spent more in advertising than it has made in revenue, thereby giving $0 to the people they claim they want to help. Why not just cut that check directly to the people rather than make it a business venture? It's profit, and they do it in the most dishonest of ways. So I'd like to say a great fuck you to every hippie out there. Your surrendering, human hating, earth worshiping ways put you on the same scale as people in the Before Christ ears. Save people before you start crying about saving the planet you hypocritical, greedy, uncaring assfucks.

19 April 2007

A Letter to Citgo

Dear Citgo:
Your leader, Hugo Chavez, a man who wants to crotch nozzle Lenin, a person who has made so many anti-American remarks in the past that it is borderline irresponsible to not mention this fact, has made it impossible for me to buy gasoline from your class warfare institution. I have seen a great deal of your commercials in the US about how you provide low price oil to low income households in exchange for their testimonials. However, unless an individual was essentially completely non lucid, one may ask, if you were truly concerned about the average America, and not just crotch nozzling for people to appear in commercials, why you would charge the exact market rate, and not a very much lower rate for those of us in America who are not rich. Granted, you have not given me the golden check as of yet, but none of us Capitalists who still believe in society are buying your bullshit. I'd sooner pay for baboon feces to power my automobile than for one red cent go to you. Have a lovely day.
(My Real Name)

My Letter to Harry Reid

Well, come hell or high water, here is the letter I wrote to Harry Reid:

Dear Mr. Reid:
After hearing your comments about feeling that "war is lost" I am completely disheartened. Insufficient time has been given to determine if the surge is correctly working. The situation in Iraq is not a Civil War, the pretext that your party had put in place months before the 2004 election which you are currently reiterating in the media. The situation there is not a civil war. The policy your party is pursuing is nearly verbatim with those of Al Qaeda. Mr. Reid, you can fact check this with the press release of the terrorists. Again, deplorable, is our lack of response on the Darfur issue. Not one person in your party is even drawing a comparison to Japan, a model of success, even though you yourself say that economics is a measure of success in "victory." Having many friends in our military, I find it curious, that not one military leader has come out on your side. In fact, what is again a reprehensible statement is that your party has time and again stated that our bravest of citizens had died in vain while fighting for the freedom of people from another land. How disgracefully racist is it that the hard left elements of your party argue that the people of the Middle East cannot accept democracy, as if that is some virtue that is bestowed only upon Europe, America, Australia, and some Asian nations. How can you scrub emails from Karl Rove when hard documents that Sandy Berger had stolen were proven destroyed. The sad reality is that in the first 100 plus days since your party has been in office, your leaders have given photo ops to terrorist regimes, announced to the world that your party surrenders, that your ethical party can take more money in three months than the Republicans could take in a year in inappropriate contributions, and cover stories about conflicts of interests. Rest assured Mr. Reid, if you do not address these issues, and stop playing politics with every aspect of American culture, it is not President Bush who history will judge most harshly.
(name omitted on here, but sent to Harry Reid)